March 29, 2004 Man i just want to get out of this place. I feel like shit everytime i come in here. Its like the life is just sucked out of me and all there is left is this shell. I have sp much shit that i want to do but just dont end up doing it. My brain is too drained from being here most of the day.
March 25, 2004 Got this form one of the people in the office…. THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan. 1. The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol’ boys: We will never “interfere” again. 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5. No “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” (for “deport”) and it’s back home baby. 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH…..learn it…or LEAVE… Now, ain’t that a winner of a plan.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan … what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message:
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
March 23, 2004 The interview went extremely well today. So well in fact that i should be getting a offer letter tomorrow from the company. What it looks like is that Friday will be the day i put in my two weeks at good ol CL. It was fun while it lasted but this place is going down hill and fast, that and the fact i need a new change in pace. The new company i’ll hopefully be working has alot more going for it and the moral seems to be pretty high in the office. If the offer is what i hope for then i cant wait to put in my 2 weeks.
March 23, 2004 Goddam i havent been this nervous in a loooong time. But hopefully this will get me out of the current hellhole i am in.
March 17, 2004 I havent updated in awhile, just been busy. Busy, busy, busy, that seems to be the story of my life right about now. Finally got around to reformating and reinstalling the WinXP machine. Bad side was i lost all the shit i wanted to save because the installer went stupid when trying to make sense of the parititions. I finally got my tuition check from work. Only took them over 2 months and many bitch emails to get it taken care of. The funny thing is i got my federal tax retun back before my tuition check, and i filed after i sent in the paperwork. You know its pretty bad when the .gov gets shit done faster then your HR department. Found out last night from Amanda that they had to put her mom’s dog to sleep last night. Poor thing wasnt feeling good and they found out she was having multiple organ failures. Even though the dog drove me nuts sometimes with it’s barking I am still sad to hear about the bad news. It always sucks losing a pet no matter what it is. Its going to be wierd now around her house without the one dog around. I’m going to stop by the store and pick up her mom a card on the way to work.
